Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Querkie Quotes

Lately I've been looking for interesting quotes. A few months ago someone at work had their note on our interoffice messenger set to a really funny quote, so I decided to try and find a few funny ones to put on mine. I have been changing them each week...just to keep my fellow coworkers amused. Here are a few of the ones I found.

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity

Albert Einstein


It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

Albert Einstein


One day, we'll look back at this moment, and crash into a tree.

speaker unknown



-You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
-What mood is that?
-Last-minute panic.

Calvin & Hobbes